“I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library”
-Jane Austen
A video is leaked of Batman deep into a lecture rant. Of course it has to be him repremanding any of the kids and teens he works with right?
Wrong. In the last second the camera pans to show Superman and some other Leaguers.
The Batkids uploaded the video.
@pscentral event 06: favorite characters/performers
Katniss & Peeta in “The Hunger Games” series + lyrics from “peace” by Taylor Swift
“What I need is the dandelion in the spring. The bright yellow that means rebirth instead of destruction. The promise that life can go on, no matter how bad our losses. That it can be good again. And only Peeta can give me that” // Would it be enough if I could never give you peace?
This is a test (hes guaging your reaction).
Creds to @twoheadedoddity for helping me with the dino fact (much appreciated).
9 year old Dick Grayson, using the cave's communication system: Bruce?
Batman, speeding down the street in the Batmoblie: It's 3 am. Why aren't you in bed?
Dick: you forgot to tuck me in. I can't go to bed unless you tuck me in.
Batman: have Alfred do it.
Dick: No! It has to be you!
Batman, sighing: why?
Dick: because if it isn't you I can't sleep! Please?
Batman: ... okay. I'll be home as soon as I can. Ask Alfred for some juice and TV until I get back.
Dick: okay. I love you.
Batman, smiling a little: I love you too. I'm going to hang up now.
Harley Quinn, handcuffed in the backseat: YOU HAVE A BABY?
The Robins Meet Lex Luthor
Bruce: I want you to come to the WE board meeting with me today.
Dick: Ugh, you mean bored meeting.
Bruce: Lex Luthor will be there. It'll be a good chance for you to study him. Besides, I may need a distraction.
Dick, standing on his hands at the time: Oh, so put my detective hat on, huh? Ok, this could be fun.
Fifteen minutes into the meeting, Bruce gave Dick the "need a distraction" signal. Dick jumps up on the long meeting table and yells, "Ok, how many backflips do you think I can do on this table?" And then proceeds to backflip down its length. While everyone is distracted, Bruce manages to swap out the sim card on Lex's phone.
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Bruce: I want you to come to the WE board meeting with me today.
Jason: Do I have to pay attention? Can I bring a book?
Bruce: That's fine. Lex Luthor will be there. It'll be a good chance for you to study him. Besides, I may need a distraction.
Jason: Oh, so it's like patrol. Cool.
Fifteen minutes into the meeting, Bruce gave Jason the "need a distraction" signal. Jason jumps up on the table and proceeds to sing and play air guitar to Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run." Bruce is able to drop a tracker into Lex's briefcase.
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Bruce: I want you to come to the WE board meeting with me today.
Tim: Um, ok. Sure. Can I bring my homework?
Bruce: That's fine. Lex Luthor will be there. It'll be a good chance for you to study him. Besides, I may need a distraction.
Fifteen minutes into the meeting, Bruce gave Tim the "need a distraction" signal. 5 seconds later, the lights in the room all went out. Bruce was able to grab Lex's LuthorCorp key card and swap it with a dummy copy. He signaled to Tim, and the lights came back on. Tim winked.
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Bruce: I want you to come to the WE board meeting with me today.
Steph: I know nothing about all this business stuff, but I'm a fast learner, Boss.
Bruce: That's fine. Lex Luthor will be there. It'll be a good chance for you to study him. Besides, I may need a distraction.
Fifteen minutes into the meeting, Bruce gave the "need a distraction" signal. Stephanie clutched her stomach and feel to the floor screaming. "I think it might be my appendix! I think it burst! My mom's a nurse, so I know these things!"
Bruce grabbed Lex's phone. "I need to call 911, and mine's dead." He managed to get the data he needed and signaled Stephanie.
She stopped yelling and stood up. "Oh wait. Sorry. Think it was just gas. That cheese tray was way too good. Lactose intolerance sucks, amirite?"
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Bruce: I want you to come to the WE board meeting with me today.
DAMIAN: Gladly. I'd like to speak with the regional VPs about a few things.
Bruce: That's fine. Lex Luthor will be there. It'll be a good chance for you to study him. Besides, I may need a distraction.
Fifteen minutes into the meeting, Bruce gave the "need a distraction" signal. Damian walked up to Lex and slammed his little fist on the table. "What are you doing about the environmental impact of your drilling in the Andes, Lex? Do you know how it's badly affecting the local wildlife? The environmental impact statements you filed are incomplete. I would also like to discuss..."
Bruce had gotten what he needed and practically had to pry Damian off of Lex. (But he did make a note to have Lucius look into Damian's accusations.)
Shazam, a supposedly magic immortal being of unknown origin: kinda pops off ngl
Batman, a father of 6: (narrows eyes in suspicion) yes…indeed it does..
dick stealing bruce's gucci sunglasses off his face and putting them on only for bruce to wordlessly pull the same pair of sunglasses out of his bag.
nothing is ever going to be better than this gif. I see this gif and I just about cry every time.
HD remake
